What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Say something about gay babies.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
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