I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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