One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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