time to smoke my breakfast
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Randomize
