last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
