Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
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