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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
why do cheetos always look like penises
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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