The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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