if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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