Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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