it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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