Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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