apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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