We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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