Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
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