She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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