He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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