scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
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