I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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