where am i from again
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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