This girl is more easily done than said...
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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