Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
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