Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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