You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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