how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
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