Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
