I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Hippo gnu deer
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
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