If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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