How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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