I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
