just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Randomize
