Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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