Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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