It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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