New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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