Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
Randomize
