i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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