so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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