is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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