This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
