i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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