Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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