We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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