So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I think people are normalizing furries
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