she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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