Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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