dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Randomize
