jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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