Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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