physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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