i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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