when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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