I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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