Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Randomize
